To Whom it May Concern,

While you were logged on to the Interwotsit, I took the opportunity to "borrow" your log-in names and passwords though a neat little hole in your system. It allows people like me, to take people like you from behind whether you have dropped the soap in the shower or not.

If this has caused an inconvenience, well I guess that's just TOUGH, you should have protected yourself a little better and then we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?